Sunday, February 27, 2011

Darling Vikki

Vickie Fastlane, I've been thinking of you. Every now and then, Martha leaves the room for a fluffing, and I get to thinking of how it used to be. You and me, Vickie. Here is some footage from Purr, Pull, Reign. It wasn't my shining hour of kindness, but you understand. Plus, the Six Lady Dancers are so incredibly sexy, I can't even stand it.

Monday, February 21, 2011

2 Night Stand!!

This weekend's shows at Connie's Ric Rac were simply incredible. The Sons of Thunder were just out of this world... It must have been the full moon, or the incredible blustering wind that swept thru Philly all day Saturday. But the crowd was just wild, and we gave them just what they wanted.

Early on, the program was interrupted by this real pervert named Raymond Charles II, who turned out to be hear just to steal my women.... He did sing a nice little ditty, though...

Martha even showed up! I just knew she would... At first it was extremely awkward, after I was stood up on Valentine's Day.

All was set right later in the evening, with a stirring rendition of my hit song, "Push That Rock"

Pictures and more videos to come!!

Set List 2/18, 2/19

Hip Ship
Woman, You My Woman
Baby Come Over
Raymond---- Seduced
Hit it from the Back
Chairman Mao
Martha and Johnny ----I Can't Make You Love Me/ I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
Love is the Message
Rumi Kitchen----Tomorrow Never Knows
Martha and Johnny ------ Push That Rock
"James Sugg"

Fingernail Clipping of the Moon
Sensual, Not Sexual/ Cocaine Sandwich

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Songwriting Instruction Series

Due to the overwhelming requests I've received via email, I've begun a series of videos that give insight into the mysteries of songwriting. Let me know what you think! (view on You Tube for full screen)

Monday, February 14, 2011

Back in the Day

This week's Cabaret marks two years since we began to kill it at Connie's Ric Rac. How young we were. I'm gonna miss you, Stache. I can't believe I would ever say that. Here is the poster from the first ever Connie's Ric Rac Lefty Lucy...

Valentine's Day

Martha, I need you today. Maybe it's memories of my ex-wife Bonnie, but today makes me so sad and sometimes nauseous. I rented Pink Flamingos for us to watch, our first date movie. Remember? You cried in the end, and I kissed your tears. Your eyelashed came off in my teeth, and we just laughed and laughed.You haven't called. Remember how happy we were once? Will you at least come to the cabaret this weekend?